“Its like embarrassing, like you have to leave the room. In fact you probably can’t leave the room, cause your boner is so big that gravity is going to weigh you down and you’ll fall over trying to cross the room, its like that kind of boner. It will unbalance- we’ll go back to being apes. Y’know what I mean? It’s no longer possible to stand, your boner is so big.”
- Tom Hiddleston on the fanboy boner scale of Thor.